What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
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A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Tarzania II
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What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...