Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...