Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...