A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...