Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...