Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...