You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...