Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”