men and beer bottles
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The Big Pencil
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Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Why do women get PMS?
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
I have a Microsoft waiter
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...