French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...