Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...