Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...