Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.