Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!