I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...