Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...