Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...