blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...