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What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
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Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
New rules for bowling
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Is There a Santa Claus?
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I’m just trying to be helpful
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My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...