The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...