Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....