You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...