The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...