Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...