Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...