Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...