Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...