Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....