Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
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|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...