Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....