You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...