Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...