Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...