Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...