Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...