Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...