Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...