Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...