George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...