A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...