Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...