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Words of Wisdom!
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Another Castration
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Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
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What’s in a name anyway.
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Shoulder Pads
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Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...