Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...