Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...