New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...