WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
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If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
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Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Giving very odd excuses
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