Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...