A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
stamp out forest fires!
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
An honest lawyer
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Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...