Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...