Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...